handbag

A girls gay pal who unexpectedly turns up on your date

'How did you get on up Byres Rd?'
'Oh she brought her handbag Kieran!'

by James Stewart July 2, 2004

handbrake

When a chick abruptly stops giving you a handjob right before you orgasm, causing you to have no pleasure upon orgasming.

It was going good till I got a handbrake.

by P tha Pawn May 15, 2010

Mexican Handbrush

When a man shaves his head all the way except for a brush sized area near the front running front to back. This brush sized area must be short, between 2 and 3 quarters of an inch long. The area is then rubbed up and down a woman's pussy, similar to head, except the other way around. This act is continued until she bursts into a shaking orgasm.

Man, he shattered me with that Mexican Handbrush last night, I just cant get the feel of it out of my pussy lips.

by an ass monkey April 23, 2009

handbag husband

Someone who is overpowered by his wife.

Josh was too good for her. He became a handbag husband.

by ashkachui1 January 31, 2018

Handball Yaroslav

a guy who is constantly swearing whenever he dies and is always lying/cheating when in game.

Daan : *kills Yaroslav*
Yaroslav : "OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Daan : "BRUH THATS INNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Yaroslav : "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT ****ING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
Everyone else : *pushes yaroslav to line*
Yarosalv : "YOU ALL ****ING CHEATERS"
Everyone else : ez gg lol noob

Handball yaroslav need glasses

by Dev_mega April 28, 2022

kentucky handbasket

the sexual act of cutting a hole in a KFC bucket filled with original recipe, placing your junk in said hole and receiving a hand job using the excess grease as lube.

Dude, on the way back from getting food, my girl totally gave me a kentucky handbasket.

by DLeroyJenkinsS June 28, 2010

dormont handbag

when a man is sitting on a sofa & his shorts ride up so far that his package looks like a purse

Mark, pull your shorts down, we can all see your dormont handbag.

by Linda Flair August 14, 2010