tim my girl always gives me a cold handjob
chris so what? thats the only way I can finish
tim dude....
chris so what? thats the only way I can finish
tim dude....
by dcwwcd June 3, 2011

"I just got jacked off by both my wife and my girlfriend at the same time, now that's what you call an Assisted-Handjob."
by DeezNutsBuster November 14, 2022

It it where you wrap the mans penis in tobacco leaves when he ejaculates u then roll up the tobacco leaf and smoke his cum.
by ahatch52 November 20, 2020

Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job
a news hand job
by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017

A handjob in which the dick is used like a car gearshift, increasing the stroking intensity with each gear.
I got a gearshift handjob last night. She might not know how to drive, but she sure can work my lever
by ArmiTej December 1, 2021

Very much similar to the tantalizing sloppy blowjob produces a copious amount of saliva, a sloppy handjob requires large amounts of salivas and other
Lubricating products such anal lubricants, coconut oils as well as other plant based oils. The most popular in the Hardcore sex communities is by far Schloans Schlong Jelly. The goal is to produce a noisey extremely satisfying organs to which the penis spent mixes well into the lubricant that is being used.
Lubricating products such anal lubricants, coconut oils as well as other plant based oils. The most popular in the Hardcore sex communities is by far Schloans Schlong Jelly. The goal is to produce a noisey extremely satisfying organs to which the penis spent mixes well into the lubricant that is being used.
Justo went to that old man’s house down the street and he traded a sloppy handjob for a brand new Xbo360
by Andres M C April 9, 2023

A guy who isn’t cute enough to have sex with whether it’s because he smells bad, or is weird, or both, BUT is cute enough to give a fat handjob to.
by brilliantbimbo69 June 25, 2021
