tim my girl always gives me a cold handjob
chris so what? thats the only way I can finish
tim dude....
chris so what? thats the only way I can finish
tim dude....
by dcwwcd May 09, 2011
When a strange woman sings "Killing me Softly" in a man's ear whilst proceeding to wank him off like the clappers forcing him to simultaneously experience a cum explosion or a very severe cum clot and fall into a traumatic deep sleep from which he may never wake.
Jenny gave Jack the best "Lullaby and a handjob" the other night after losing a hand at dingleberry circus roll along. Now he will sleep for weeks without any gambling worries.
by Baitconversation906 January 27, 2017
Attempting to do the dance known as the "floss" whilst giving a handjob.
WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.
WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.
ER nurse: What are you in for?
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!
by sweden2020 April 27, 2021
by TheDowneaster February 10, 2022
A guy who isn’t cute enough to have sex with whether it’s because he smells bad, or is weird, or both, BUT is cute enough to give a fat handjob to.
by brilliantbimbo69 June 26, 2021
Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job
a news hand job
by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017
A conventional handjob - though not to completion - wherein the receiver alternates between stroking the shaft and painfully crushing the testicles.
by Mr Monotony May 06, 2018