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HJK

Hilary J's Kid
A man who owns a girly car and is generally a loser. Might even have these initials in his registration plate.
Dude, that Geoff is a real HJK. Have you seen the size of his head?
by BetterThanGeoffAtMaths November 12, 2009
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hjfc

hjfc that bitch is hot!
by MJoy March 29, 2007
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HJT

The anagram used for the common phrase "Holy Jesus Tits." Most commonly used in texting and other instant messaging programs.
HJT! I was sweating like a Tijuana whore in church after the game.
by mrwordknower September 10, 2010
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hj16

A boy not of age who is a dicklicking fragile little panzy flower who enjoys knitting with his grandmother on his birthday. Often beat up for being a loser, he can be seen spending his Friday nights at the library skimming the National Geographic magazines in hopes of catching a glimpse of some saggy black boobs.
You're such a little hj16 (fagget).
by Elisa February 16, 2005
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hjotp

You are at a concert-drunk-dancing with a sexy guy..and you just happen to reach back and give him an AMAZING hand job over the top of the pants (hjotp)... and then you slam your beer and leave.
by NATEive October 30, 2010
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Hjalmar

Hjalmar is an idiot and he is a bad streamer, he is not very handsome, and very stupid.
Person 1: Hey is that a Hjalmar over there
Person 2: Oh that stupid guy?
by HjalmarHater June 19, 2020
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