hila

A beautiful ballerina whose friend from New York loves pickels!


*Note:The example for the first definition by Inbaloosh is not correct (she was tired while writing it). Hila does not mean one curses a lot AT anyone, but merely in general.

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

So not halal mode

so not hahal mode. NO 0 waste of baby’s. waste of air. Waste of Titty milk. So not halal mode.

nnooooo waste of condom and baby’s so not halal mode

by Simpydimpy69420 October 12, 2021

Halal

Non-genuine, fake, false, bullshit

If it is not kosher then it must be halal.

by Aisha Bakr May 4, 2014

Hilalez

adj.

Hilalez is a hybrid of "hilarious" and "lesbian". This means, as you can imagine, that it's a word describing something funny but that something has to be related, to some degree, to lesbians.

Not that lesbians are funny.

Blanca: Denise tells funny jokes.
Kei: She's into chicks.
Blanca: Denise is so hilalez.
Kei: What a pretty sentence

Chenille: I think we should go out.
Denise: That better have been a joke. If it was, it was hilalezzzzzz!!!!!!

by K-the-tsunami December 12, 2010

Hilarasm

Caused by a certain type of laughter which powerfully continues long enough to produce an orgasm.

While taking a walk by myself recently, I remembered what occurred the other night and it made me laugh so hard I had a hilarasm.

by Flying Mermaid September 2, 2005

halal surprise

Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings

Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!

by halal surprise inventor March 12, 2009

Hialeah bitch nigga

A hialeah bitch nigga, is a wanna be hood nigga who constantly vapes, smoke weed or wax and takes snapchat videos of them smoking and singing to trash ass trap music for example like nba youngboy or lil baby or etc

Hey jessy sorry to tell you but your bf is a typical Hialeah Bitch nigga

by DirtyeArwax December 16, 2018