Handsome Devil

Someone who rates themselves but shouldn't because they are only as handsome as the worst thing ever.

Person 1 - I am a handsome devil.....

Person 2 - so you are only as handsome as the worst being ever. That's about right you ugly mother.....

by Wiseone1879 September 30, 2021

cute ass sexy handsome motherfucker

nathan

damn that nathan is a cute ass sexy handsome motherfucker

by nanshagger April 28, 2020

Handsome couple

One or both of y'all is ugly as hell

Billy and his new girl make a handsome couple

by La850 July 12, 2017

Hangometer

Guaging the level of how bad the hang over is.

Oww eurrh, on a scale of 1 - 10 my hangometer has tipped the scales this weekend.

by Diet Schmiet November 17, 2009

Handsome Bill

Being the best-looking guy at your job, often attracting unwanted sexual advances from co-workers. So-called due to the potential for others slipping paper currency in the back of one's pants.

Dude, that Mike is such a Handsome Bill, Kathy slipped him a 20 yesterday.

Don't be made because I got the raise instead of you, I'm the Handsome Bill around here.

Don't even come in here acting like you're the Handsome Bill, you haven't had a date in months.

by ThaRu October 1, 2012

Hasomeris

A chink on fire with a small penis.

Do you see that chinky Hasomeris? It is on fire and has a crazy small penis.

by MYCHINKEATSCATS September 2, 2012

hanksome

awesome, inspiring, or otherwise impressive in a fashion appropriate to Hank Green, which is to say, all fashions available to the human race (and two which are normally only available to fish)

John, you're amazing, but you just don't have that hanksome something I'm looking for.

by Dhakian September 12, 2014