Greek Threesome 

A greek threesome involves two men, and another man.
Note: In Greece they just call it a threesome.

Relating to the overt and wide spread homosexuality among Greek men.

"I wouldn't bother con right now spiro, he's got two friends over and i belive they're having a Greek Threesome"

Greek Threesome by R-Dog. August 10, 2009

Greek Hug 

when two ppl greet each other by a hug and grabbing each other privates

Julian and Jacob gave each other a greek hug.

Greek Hug by JulianMartinIsSuperGay September 13, 2011

Greek Islands 

Hooker speak for anal sex. A must when banging a hooker.

AKA
Greek
The Islands

Me on the phone at work "...I definitely want a trip to the Greek islands."

Boss (who over heard) "Taking a trip to the Greek islands huh?"

Me "Um. Yeah. The Greek islands"

Boss "Gotcha. You are just nailing a hooker in the ass tonight. Good. See you on Monday."

Boss "Let me get that number by the way."

Greek Islands by Anon829146 February 19, 2011

Greek Physique 

A term used to describe a person who is fit but has a tiny dick

“Noah has a Greek Physique”
“Dang I feel bad for his girlfriend”

Greek Physique by Broblo December 14, 2020

Greek scramble 

a writhing mass of hirsute men, slick with santorum, fornicating on a bear-skin rug

"That party at Brad and Cyril's place started with canapés and ended in a Greek scramble"

Greek scramble by Biska September 14, 2008

Greek Yogurt

Since the Greeks invented anal sex, the jizz that falls out of a man's ass after he has been analed by his companion is called Greek Yogurt.

This may also apply to a heterosexual male making greek yogurt with his girlfriend.

John: Dude what is this stain in your car?
Gene: Oh sorry thats some left over Greek Yogurt from last night, me and Ben got iton
John: That's disgusting dude!

Greek Yogurt by Tom Scro June 1, 2011

greek headlock 

Were a guy has a chick in a full nelson headlock, (guys chest to girls back) except guys arms up under her legs and then around the back of her neck as he is pounding away at her back-door (ass-hole).

If I were ever to meet Jenna Jameson, I would like to put her in a Greek Headlock and give it to her like no one else I've ever seen.

greek headlock by Big Balls in Cow-Town March 2, 2007