Gotcha

An individual sport played mainly in basements and hotel banquet rooms. Men square off against each other naked. Points are scored by obtaining a firm grip on another player's meatsicle. Bonus points are awarded for special moves or handicaps. Some of these include the Tallahassee Trap Door or playing with lubed rubber gloves. Upon execution of a full fist grip, it is a custom to belittle your opponent by screaming GOTCHA!

I pissed blood for a week from the last Gotcha Tournament.

by Bledsoe July 8, 2011

Gotchai

Asian person.

Look Bobby J! Let's throw stones at the gotchai.

by Fetus of Death February 26, 2004

gotcha girl

a girl who looks good from behind. When you see her face it yells "GOTCHA" because it consists of snaggle teeth, bad acne, large extremities, etc.

Guy 1 "Check out that girl over there, look at that ass. She is fine"

Guy 2"you obviously havent seen her face, she's a gotcha girl"

by J.Pants August 19, 2007

Gootch Pearl

The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.

Damn fatass got gootch pearls from not showering for a week, what a fat fuck.

by Farty McCrablice November 9, 2008

glitched

When you're so shocked you can't move; shook.

Person 1: I was so glitched when Ricegum released that distrack

Person 2: bro I know, I was shook

by B4vogue August 26, 2017

gotchie

Underwear, stemming from the DP's of eastern European descent.

In his drunken stupor, he lost control of his bowels and dropped a tar biscuit in his gotchie.

by Paul April 19, 2004

gotcha

An annoying or unfavorable feature of a product or item that has not been fully disclosed or is not obvious.

The new camera takes excellent photos, but one major gotcha is its slow processing time.

by Domenic D December 11, 2008