goaseomiters

a measure of how disgusting something is based on how many times worse it is that goatSE

kids in a sandbox registers 500 goaseomiters.

by zanzabar November 14, 2007

goosten

a sexual act in wich a man shits on a man dicks while having anal sex

Dood me and my bud just made goosten

by mrbigcunt January 17, 2011

Gasteroid

Massive fart

After eating 20 bean burritos, he released a gasteroid and stunk up the whole restaurant.

by DJ F-Train November 20, 2011

Goatse flick

When your having a shit and can feel some stuck, so you do a goatse to dislodge it

Jim: So how was your dump?
Bob: Not good, I had to do a goatse flick.
Jim: Damn.

by Jedney01 February 7, 2015

Goated-er

To be even more goated than someone already goated.

To be more goated is to be goated-er

by /33don September 9, 2019

Raising the goatee

In modern American slang, it means to have a person's goatee raised at someone in a sign of displeasure or contempt. The term, which is a take on the phrase "raised eyebrows", was first brought into popular usage because of the aggressive facial expressions of former Pittsburgh Steelers coach Bill Cowher (who wears a goatee from time to time) to his players and officials from the sidelines of National Football League games during his tenure.

Damn, all I did yo is beat you at darts. Why you raising the goatee at me?

by tbird4441 July 20, 2008

totes my goates

To say you completly understand what the other person is saying

As in yea i got you bro
Just way more understanding than normally

Hey are you coming to the party

Totes my goates

by Joshy27 May 21, 2014