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The Gibbles

Like "The Giggles", the Gibbles is a short-term, non-life threatening, uncontrollable, quick horny sensation in your nether regions. Even though they are over quick, the speed at which they repeat is also very quick. It is literally like getting the Giggles, except it feels real good in your pants.

Just as "The Giggles" have the potential to make you extremely happy, The Gibbles have the potential to make you extremely HORNY. WARNING! If you know someone that regularly gets the Gibbles while drunk or high, know that they will most likely try a little something with you. Because they literally make you SO HORNY!

The Gibbles is the result of rapid speed of sexual thoughts going through your mind at once, whether pertaining to pornography, imagination or even someone in the room. It usually starts as just one simple thought, but then escalates, making you hornier and hornier as you keep thinking about it.

The Gibbles can only be satisfied by sexual release, otherwise, varying discomfort may occur. Refer to "Blue Balls" for this phenomenon.
For example, Julie briefly thinks about what it would be like to sleep with Brandon. Julie, as a result, plays the entire sexual experience in her head, very quickly, like a movie-montage, each second making her more and more horny, until she finishes because she thought herself into climax.

Note: The Gibbles is majorly intensified while high, drunk or crossfaded. The horniness is seriously on another level, you may find yourself finishing in a third of the amount of time you usually would. Just be careful, wear protection! And bring your own!

Now, of course that part about climaxing just from a thinking may be a little bit of a dramatization, but I guess it could be possible. ...By the way, nice to meet Urban Dictionary. My name is Julie ;)

Sincerely,
The 19 Year Old ShaWol
by AdamChScott May 4, 2014
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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
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Knob-gobbled

A phrase coined shortly after the landslide victory of the Labour party in 1997. It was used at the time to describe the groundbreaking tactic of Labour MPs to acrrue vital votes from self proclaimed "lads", a vital voting block at the time.

Now, however, it's typically used to describe any fellatio that is preformed with a particular level of vigor.
Oi, mate! Did you get your Wing Wang suckled?
Aye, mate! She really gobbled my knob!

Knob-gobbled
by Gobark123 April 4, 2020
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Fizzy Gibbler

The act of putting alkaseltzer in your partners anus and trying not to cum before it finishes
Bro I totally gave Brenda the Fizzy Gibbler last night and it felt like poprocks kept tickling my dick! I almost busted instantly
by ravegef5 November 14, 2024
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bureaucratic gobbledygook

It's a form of doublespeak. Simply put it's a method to overwhelm an audience with technical and "jargonese" words.
The lengthy case hearing was filled with so much bureaucratic gobbledygook that it was challenging to distinguish the actual meaning behind the testimony and legal arguments.

Example of the use of bureaucratic gobbledygook in a sentence: "Please be advised that a comprehensive review of the organizational structure is currently underway to enhance synergy and promote a culture of continuous improvement."
by Phantom Wordsmith July 31, 2024
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Hob-Gobbled

When someone does something half way, or is lazy about it.
He should have done a better job of cleaning up the yard, looks like he just hob-gobbled it.

Well that looks hob-gobbled! She could have taken her time and did it right!
by Lunar Momma May 29, 2024
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