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get medieval

To physically torture or injure someone by means of archaic methods, usually involving tools frequently used for blacksmithing or traditional feudal era torture. Example of such include thumbscrews, flesh peeling, and branding.

First coined by Marcellus Wallace in Quentin Tarantino's <i>Pulp Fiction</i> (1994).
"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
by Gabriel Korrigan August 16, 2005
mugGet the get medievalmug.

get got

Killed; attacked; some sort of hostile action done to a person.
Stefan: "Man, I feel like I'm going to get got. I ought to hide in an 8 high abandoned building. "
by bean_sprout December 28, 2015
mugGet the get gotmug.

Get a kennel

A less than polite way to tell a particularly fugly couple to stop making out in public.
Johnny: Dude, check it out! Robin and Dina are getting hot and heavy!
Sam: Aww man, no one wants to see that!! Get a kennel!!
by Ehrris June 4, 2012
mugGet the Get a kennelmug.

get that ass

Verb: A phrase which means when you get your hands on someone, followed by what you're going to do to hurt them.
Prize Fighting Champion: "I'll tell you what, big guy. When I get that ass, I'm going to tear it up with my bare hands so thoroughly, nobody will be able to tell whether you were a human or a pile of food."
by Gohan Barracuda August 23, 2018
mugGet the get that assmug.

Get noob

A term that roblox players use to insult another user or another way of saying I won not you XD loser
HAHA LOSER GET NOOB IDIOT I HAVE BIG ROUX U DONT
by Am big roux June 18, 2019
mugGet the Get noobmug.

getting barreled

to order chicken at cracker barrel and eat it knowing its laxative-like properties, and immediately pulling trig or shitting after.
me and john were getting barreled the tother day you should've come!
by chickenoodlesoupp February 3, 2021
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Get in the Sea

When something is so unbelievably stupid, the only response is to demand its devolution to an amphibious state.
- Got a spare £314,000? Then buy a printed version of Wikipedia
- Get in the sea
by Angrylol June 26, 2015
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