Matthew Gerdes

a Failure And a Potato

Matthew Gerdes is a giant Potato

by yeeeeeters December 9, 2019

Gerber

A Bitch. A teacher who hates everyone and everything is known as a Gerber.

Fuck gerber failed me a 64, shes such a bitch

by Matt Bullen November 13, 2003

gerber

Gerber, or the ghetto, in rural Atlanta areas.
Know as "the gerber" because of all the baby diapers thrown out of car windows on the highway.

Gangster: Yo, BeeZee. Look at them diapa's on tha road.

BeeZee: Yeah, thats them gerber diapa's. Goddamn ho's be throwin outa the winda's

by vanilla gorilla. fo rull December 28, 2005

Richard Gere

A guy who is not well endowed. Not having the right equipment in the bedroom department. An actor best known from the film, Pretty Woman.

Girl 1: You said he had a big dick.
Girl 2: he didnt?
Girl 1: This muthafucka got Richard Gere.

by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019

gerbert johnson

professional scam artist; your typical masculinity coach
synonyms: hamza, Andrew tate

gerbert Johnson is a cult

by factspeakee April 5, 2023

Gerber

An incidental erection caused by looking at a young teenage girl.

Miley Cyrus' latest video gave me a gerber.

by kilzhot September 22, 2009

Gerber

A "Gerber" is a baby food jar filled with cat urine and allowed to age until semi-solid, and then typically hurled at ones enemies, or enemies of ones friends, or sadly , at people with whom one wishes to create an antagonistic relationship.

Cat's do not emit much urine, so to fill a baby food jar with their urine is a clear indicator of the level of ennui of the hurler...

At the meeting, I knew I was gonna be fired so I reached into my bag, pulled out a gerber and chucked it as hard as I could at the back of her head.

by unfriend January 11, 2009