Faux-Geek

Fake-Geek - someone of limited technical ability who likes comics or science-fiction or video games but doesn't have any TRUE geek qualities (like knowing a lot about computers or math or science).

"That Apple fan-boy is just another faux-geek. Android's just too complicated for him."

by jlwn111 May 24, 2012

geekgasm

When something particularily nerdy or geeky gets you very excited.

Tom: Dude,did you see the new clip for the Watchmen movie.

Allan: Totally. I had a geekgasm after watching it.

by T.Evans February 22, 2009

Geek Crucifix

Any piece of technology that is suspended from the wearer's neck by a lanyard, such as USB thumb drives, space pens or cellphones.

Special credit is given if your lanyard is branded by a cool or wondrously obscure company, site or reference.

"Jim is never without his geek crucifix, he's such a nerd."

She: "I'd so like him, but can't get past his geek crucifixes."

"I need to transfer a file, quick, give me your crucifix,"

by Ross Brunson February 17, 2009

Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

by Zak May 3, 2003

geek speak

1. the technical jargon of dedicated computer users

2. slang used mainly on the internet

I am so sick of that geek speak.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2007

Geeking

When someone is so high on marijuana that they can't stop laughing.

"WTF is wrong with tom?"
"Don't worry about him man he's just geeking.

by neugha January 12, 2008

Geeked

To be high out of your mind by smoking weed. Excessive laughter and munchies are the side effects. So high your eyes are as red as the devils dick.

"Yo gimmie that blunt"

"Naa man you geeked as fuck already"

"Fuck you nigga, this my shit"

"shittttt"

by Fatty McPots January 27, 2010