gerbilectomy

A medical procedure involving the removal of a dead gerbil from a feltchers rectum.

How the rodent gets there is very usually a non-accidental state of affairs - despite whatever protestations to the opposite the sufferer may claim. e.g. "I slipped over in the pet shop and fell down in bucket of gerbils."

The rodent's death throws as it suffocates are alledged to give pleasure to the 'gerbil stuffer'. Sometimes, other rodents such as a mouse or hamster are analy inserted too.

"Richard Gere had a gerbilectomy last month after a marathon feltching session in Pets 'R' Us - that's why he's carrying around that colostomy bag."

by Ernest Penfold July 3, 2006

Gebee

v. when your gum flies violently out of your mouth due to a sudden outburst of laughter and smacks someone square in the face.

reverse gebee is also possible but typically results in choking, or even death.

When i was little i gebee's on jake bebee. . . my bad.

Dude you just gebee's in my face, that's foul!

by professor Quinta August 23, 2006

gerbal

A sexual act which involves removing your penis from a girls vagina, ejaculating in your hand and feeding it to the girl. The sound that is made while the girl is eating said sperm from your hand, should be similar to the sound of a gerbal eating its food.... hence the name. There is different variations of gerbals such as, the "waterfall", "spicy gerbal", the "typewritter", etc. After the act speaking or seeing the girl afterwards is frowned apon due to the level of disgust of the girl and lack of respect.

last night i gerbaled this girl i met from the bar. i came in my hand and she totally ate every drop of cum off of it!

by Gerbalfather September 25, 2010

Gerbang

a goth/punk/emo wanna-be that tries too hard to fit the stereotype. Mostly referes to wanna-be goth kids that want to fit in.

Did you see that kid at lunch? He usually sits by himself, but now that he all of a sudden turned goth he sits with those gerbang kids.

by m3llyh3r01n3 January 20, 2009

gerbil

When a girl gets up under you, lifts up your balls, and licks your gooch like a gerbil does licking his/her water.

"We'll give you 20 bucks if you gerbil Jon"

by Jonnie Blaze October 7, 2011

remove gerbil from horn

some brass players have a problem with this. Oftentimes, a small mammal is
lodged inside the horn.

French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!

by 420hitter December 4, 2002

Gerbil Smog

The foul odor that eminates from a decomposing gerbil in a human rectum.

Whew, Bob sure has some bad gerbil smog today!

by Bert LaCoste January 27, 2007