granny booty

a saggy big booty

Bro she got that granny booty 😂

by Theylovvmal March 14, 2021

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Granny lip-it

When your girl has braces but you don't want your peter getting diced up. She uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces.

On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. However Beth is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time Beth gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces causing me major pain and I bled. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. I told Beth to granny lip-it this time.

by Marcamango September 29, 2020

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Granny Gargle

On a older ladies death bed, her dying wish is to have 5 or more men jerk off into she mouth forcing her to choke on the excess amounts of excrement leading to a lack of oxygen. This leads to her dying breath being completely made of cum.

Cause of death? ; granny gargle

My grandma said she wanted to participate in the granny gargle

by Granny guzler January 1, 2020

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Granny maracas

Testicles, balls, ball sack, nut sack.

"Phillip sent us all a snapchat of his junk, he has the fucking smallest granny maracas"

by arcticmunkii June 19, 2016

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granny fly

an older woman who tries to make herself look younger by wearing large amounts of make-up and/or the latest fashion clothing and accessories and/or often makes use of cosmetic surgery.

Does that granny fly really believe she looks attractive?
That granny fly must spend a fortune on cosmetics.

by Stormrider0 April 23, 2009

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