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my legle birth name is Gramophone Kitty and I just want you to know that he's lickin' his lips! he's cheakin' it twice! five minuets left on his microwave rice!
by gramophone kitty January 16, 2025
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gambo climb

When you're gambling and you just keep winning, especially after a period of sustained losses.
After this gambo climb, I'll be able to pay child support!
by spagootest February 1, 2025
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Gramora

Gramora (noun)
/ˈɡræ-mə-rə/
The fresh, distinct aroma released by grass when rain falls on it, especially after a dry period. A natural blend of chlorophyll, moisture, and plant oils awakened by rainfall.
> “The storm had barely started when the gramora hit — that clean, green scent that made everything feel calm again.”
by CCJB June 13, 2025
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Gramophobia

A fear or irrational discomfort toward grandparents, especially when they start telling long stories or giving too many life lessons.
"Bro I skipped grandma’s call ‘cause she’d talk for 3 hours again... I got gramophobia, man."
by DragonBlaster1608 August 3, 2025
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gramophone

not to be mistaken with “phonograph”

invented by emil berliner in 1887

the first gramophone, being one of emil berliner’s several inventions (not thomas edison, he pioneered sound recording and playback.) the design if the first gramophone being more of a skeletal frame design. it was hand cranked, but had no potential energy motor to store it. the speed and consistency was required by your own ears and lever spinning skill. the horn was paper mache, thus many original horns do not exist today.

eldridge johnson made a more iconic model of the gramophone, the victor toy gramophone. he had previously manufactured for emil berliner, becoming successful enough to open victor talking machine co. victor-c, victor junior are other iconic models. there is a long line of victor gramophones, and later victrola gramophones, and other companies too. columbia is another iconic company.

the gramophones are, of course, nothing without the playable music, records. however gramophones are different. gramophones require soft steel needles on the reproducers. the reason for soft steel is that it wont wear out the record too quickly. due to the softer stylus, every 1-3 plays, replace the needle. the edges become sharper like a pencil used one side a lot. these sharp edges cut into the side of grooves, making it harsher on the record; ruining in one play with a worn needle, plus the music quality will be reduced. most gramophones use steel needles with some, very few exceptions.
guy 1: see that old geezer over there with his horn machine thing?
guy 2: you mean the person listening to the operatic classicals of way back when?
guy 1: yeah, its not like the music of today’s time
guy 2: i mean, it is a gramophone, pretty old “talking machine”
by jsavy101 January 9, 2026
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Mr.GranBomba

Basically an idiot, but a Spanish one.
Mr.GranBomba used to have a hidden cameras YouTube channel, but sold it to Hawkers after a deliveryman slapped him
Mr.GranBomba was really stupid
by White Fatalis February 22, 2017
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Holy Glambolio

A phrase that one says when they are hit with sudden realisation/knowledge
"Holy Glambolio, that's why they're mad!"
by S!nner December 7, 2018
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