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Chocolate Goodnight 

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Secretly taking a cheesy deuce under someone’s pillow.
Addison passed out first at the party so we gave him the chocolate goodnight.
Chocolate Goodnight by Tyra Spanks March 8, 2021
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Neon White and Goodnight

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When your about to go to bed but decide to masturbate first!
Getting off Facebook, Neon White and Goodnight
Neon White and Goodnight by 14DHoff November 30, 2011
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Left on goodnight 

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When you say goodnight to end a conversation and you don’t get a goodnight response back. A disrespectful act.
Denny: Yo bro I can’t believe her she didn’t say goodnight back to me she just left it.

Sam: Oh no you got left on goodnight. Getting left on read it hurtful, but getting left on goodnight is just fine plain old disrespectful.
Left on goodnight by iamanthonydean January 7, 2020
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kiss the kids goodnight 

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When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.
Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

I'm tired goodnight 

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Something somebody says when tired and ready for bed

(Goodnight btw)
Guy: Want to watch XQC?
Other Guy: No, I'm tired goodnight.
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kiss the homies goodnight 

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THIS IS NOT GAY, kissing the homies is not gay unlike two gay people kissing. It is to show the homies that we are homies so they don't think we are not homies. I fwe do not kiss the homies goodnight we wake up dead... i mean don't wake up the next morning.
imagine a guy on his way home. "AW CRAP BRO" (he forgot to kiss the homies goodnight) therefor he must now drive back all the way no matter how far away from them he is and give em a kiss (not gay)
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