French Stewart

When someone is giving you a rim job and you fart into their mouth causing them to pucker up their face resembling actor French Stewart

Man, I was eating this chick's ass and she farted, it tickled a bit and I felt my face pucker up and when I caught sight of myself in the mirror I looked like French Stewart from 3rd Rock with my pursed eyes and mouth.

by Lohn Jithgow August 3, 2012

French Press

A raunchy sexual position where the woman is nearly upside down with all her body weight on her upper back and neck, legs straight up in the air. The male takes his position above her, pushing his cock straight down into the woman's anus and uses his legs to thrust, thus creating an action similar to pushing the plunger down on a french press coffee maker. Basically the anal version of the piledriver, a vaginal entry position. It can only be classified as a french press if the man ejaculates inside the woman after much "plunging" thus creating a burst of hot liquid - not coffee either, mind you.

The look on her face was priceless as I seamlessy transitioned from a piledriver to a french press.

by Lance Throbson April 16, 2007

French house

Style of house music similar to Daft Punk. This is mainly comes from France (durr), but is not solely french. Uses lots of cut-offs and phasers and samples from disco tracks. Makes you want to dance all night.

Good French house artists:
Daft Punk
Cassius

Le Knight Club
Alan Braxe and Fred Falke
Louis La Roche (only non French one here)
Kavinsky

Labels:
Crydamoure
Roulé
Vertigo
Darling

by M.O.T. May 10, 2010

French fuck

To masturbate by placing one's penis between a woman's breasts.

Definition of clinical insanity: when you would prefer to be submitting entries to the Urban Dictionary rather than having a French fuck with Britney.

by Dunky Oggins January 2, 2004

French Horn

The best instrument ever. Pitched in F with over 5-6 octaves, one of the hardest brass instruments to learn and master. (I havent mastered it myself. Another 10 years for me. :-D) Mastering could take years and years and many hornists havent ever mastered this beautiful instrument. Heard in Wind Ensembles, Orchestras and Chamber Ensembles as many people who play horn cannot play well. Only determination and will power can get you to play this instrument well. Most people dont know that embouchre and air are the key to this instrument. Hard to play in tune when you start off. Once mastered this instrument can bring the very best out of you. Word.

John: You play French Horn?!?!? Are you kidding me?!?!? That instrument sucks!
Evan: No. It's the best damn instrument ever. Get it straight.

by Obsessed Hornist February 11, 2006

french blowjob

When using your tongue during a blowjob to swirl around the head of the penis until orgasm occurs.

She gave me a french blowjob and I loved her technique so much I married her.

by Bethk April 6, 2008

french braid

this was from a sketch on Mad TV:

when a woman puts another woman on a reclining chair, then lifts her ass up over her head, fills her vagina with gray poupon and cocktail wieners, then buries her face up to the *beep* in her *beep* until it's clean, all the while necromancing(?) *beep*

"Now, Carmela cannot give Rosa a french braid."

by theoneandolnyxander August 15, 2009