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Four Loko

12% alch. now getting banned because people can't handle themselves. less then 5$ a can, an easy way to party hard and feel like complete shit the next day. mix of energy drink & alcohol. turns good girls into whores, and boys wanting more. 'crack in a can' get's you a whole different kind of F**KED UP!!
yo you trying get completely wasted tonight, let's get some four lokos and some hookers.

i'm loko 4 loko !
by the mother fuckin princess December 1, 2010
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four-wheeling

When your head bobs around when you about to fall asleep when sitting upright. It is given this name because it looks like you're driving offroad.
The security guard was fired for four-wheeling at his post.
by Doomhammr February 4, 2006
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Four and a Baby

The phrase refers to 1/8 of a Kilo of cocaine. Approximately 125g which breaks down to four full ounces in addition to 13g which is just short of a half ounce. The baby refers to the short half ounce.

Rapper Young Jeezy quotes a price of 'two grand flat' for this amount of the drug in his album Thug Motivation 101.
"Let me get an 1/8 of a bird."

"You mean four and a baby?"

"yes"

"Ok that will be two grand flat"
by Papa Calzone July 7, 2011
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Four Bases

French. Feel. Finger. Fuck.
Guy 1: Dude, we totally hit all four bases in our relationship.
Guy 2: Niiiiice.
by ezasaurus December 14, 2011
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Four Floors Of Whores

Orchard Towers "The Four Floors Of Whores" is a 18 story building in Sinagpore frequented by military personnel. The first five four have different clubs and bars in it, but is more known as a Whore house. Where a someone can pick up prostitutes.
Hey remember that time we went to the Four Floors Of Whores.
by jonny long wood December 10, 2011
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Four Loko

A delicious way to black out in the form of a colorful can of caffeinated malt bevy. TOO BAD CENTRAL WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY rookies ruined it for the entire state of Washington and got it banned by almost dieing during their process of consumption.
CWU rookies: "I think ima black out and pass the fuck out along with 9 other pussys while being unresponsive and get rushed to the hospital, almost die, and then be at fault for the ban on four loko!!!"

WSU, UW, GON, (+ any other college in WA): "god dammit CWU...GTFO!!!"
by IMLOKOFOURLOKOS November 14, 2010
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four loko

the fifth and a half dimension of hell in which you are incredibly fucked up due to the 12 % booze intake and then are unable to sleep due to the fucknormous amount of caffine you have just consumed. When you "wake" up in the morning you will be getting double penetrated by the two guys you took home with you because you were so fucked up or be puking your guts out or borderline seizuring because you are shaking so hard. let me correct myself for a moment, its a quadruple penetration in a can. but it does fuck you up. have fun with the gangbang. love four loko.
Four loko? are you fucking kidding me? i saw my neighborhood bum drinking that yesterday!
by koshersexjew September 16, 2010
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