football casual

mostly teenagers who wear certain clothes and listen to a certain type of music and follow their team passionately

A football casual is someone who wears nice trainers and jeans and likes bands like oasis

by smithyfootballcasual November 10, 2013

Women's naked football

Where women get naked and play football with each other.It is a popular spectator sport of men when ever it is played. The women mainly play it for men. It is most often played byteen women at a secluded hang out for teen men.

lets go watch some women's naked football.

by Deep blue 2012 March 26, 2010

fantasy football

The only sports whites can play better than blacks.

Fantasy Football, a true American pasttime.

by aldwardo October 15, 2006

Bellevue Football

A bunch of DI athletes from around the country that all mysteriously make there way over to this school to beat average white kids in a sport.

Guy: Wow Bellevue Football seems to win state every year.
Guy2: Yeah probably because their starters are recruited from all around the country.
Guy: Oh that still doesn't explain why the mediocre kids from Bellevue talk trash all the time.

by juststatingfacts February 6, 2014

fag football

what we called flag football in gym class. due to the gay little flags used and the lack of hitting involved.

oh, great. we're playing fag football today. this is some lame, gay shit.

by the undying zombie December 18, 2008

monkey fucking a football

generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck.

Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.

by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009

football spray

Spray for athlete's foot and jockitch.

The coach is walking around the locker room, wearing a baseball cap, polo shirt with whistle & chain, bermuda shorts, thigh high white socks, and cleats. Making sure all the boys on the football team are showering.

"Oh my god son! Shoot some football spray on that bald elephant. And check your feet too!"

by Ass. Coach May 30, 2006