magic flute 

The subject of an Opera by Mozart.

Our flute choir played an excerpt from Mozart's "The Magic Flute"

magic flute by trombitar September 24, 2005

butt flute 

The act of putting different fingers over your anus while farting.

Little Johnny can play flight of the bumble bee on his butt flute!!

butt flute by Junior June 20, 2006

shit flute 

after a man pulls his penis out of a womans ass and then she performs oral sex on him.

after i puuled my dick out of her mouth she sucked my shit flute.

shit flute by scott crowley December 18, 2005

Corn Flute 

The gaseous wind instrument which makes very high pitched farting noises when the perfect array of food cosumption, buttcheek clinching and riboflavin levels in the blood are present. Riboflavin aka rip-o-flavin is the mineral that allows for proper rectal sphincter contraction. Corn flutes may be forged by shaving your ass crack and having taco bell for dinner. Many yoga like leg positions can be tried for the perfect note. When done correctly, the corn flute produces corniferous melodies of symphonic delight. Start by tuning for A# or A sharp, but do be careful for if too much puckering is used you could experience A SHARP pain in your corn-eye. Happy cornfluting for all of the poo-sicians out there. ENJOY!

I had the most graceful piece of music fly out of my corn flute last evening. It was like I had orchestrated the bean burrito concierto. When playing high notes from your corn flute you may irritate canine ears from afar.

Corn Flute by Choobon November 3, 2007

man flute 

1. a penis, baldy the one eyed champ, one eye heat seeking moisutre missile, knob, wang or dork.

I like it when my lady plays my man flute, it only has one note though...

man flute by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

jane flute

a pipe used to smoke marajuana

Friend-Yo bro do u wanna smoke the jane flute with me after school i heard your interested
Me-I never said anything about the jane flute i am interested in the skin flute tho.

jane flute by Bgtom November 12, 2007

bitch flute 

when someone complains, they are playing their bitch flute

Stop playing your bitch flute so loud, it is very annoying

bitch flute by BigLongJon87 March 10, 2011