alabama flashbang

When you're banging a member of your family from behind and at a random moment you clap their ears. As they're laying on the floor in pain you pull out a life alert necklace, hit the button, and bail.

Bro, my second cousin was over for Thanksgiving...she's so hot I had to try to smash. After a few minutes it felt weird to be banging my cousin so I hit her with the Alabama Flashbang and told my family I had to leave for work.

by Guido and The Guy December 11, 2020

Vietnamese flashbang

When you cum in a girls or guys eyes and nostril while slapping his or her ears repeatedly

I gave my step mom a vietnamese flashbang because she was stuck

by vutella December 30, 2020

Tennessee flash

When you’re having sex with a female and she urinates on you and your penis.

Last night I was pouring the coals to Debbie. She was so worked up, she hit me with the Tennessee flash

by Captain Bly November 30, 2022

Half buried flashlight

A sex act involving a flashlight OR male genitalia. Usually done on a snowy evening; preferably not in Russia as bad results have been reported.

Shall we split a tangerine or maaaybe a little half buried flashlight tonight?

by A Minnesotan November 5, 2018

flash

To show an "inappropriate" body part by quickly moving a object or artical of clothing out of the way then back "flashing" the part at somone

dude, she just flashed you!

by Chirs Stage June 17, 2005

Adobe Flash

Noun - A computer program designed by a demon, to unleash the powers of hell upon anyone dumb enough to open the program. No one is safe when the program is opened. It will only lead to blood and tears.

True Fact: In the middle ages Adobe Flash would raid villages, rape the women, burn the homes and take slaves.

by LazerTazer October 20, 2010

Flash-forward this!

Phrase used to invite someone who claims to be a "flash-forwarder" (a person who is able to "see" the future) to consider an obvious result of a stupid action committed by himself.

"Yo... flash-forwarder... how´s the future?"
"Brilliant!"
"And you are late today for work as usual so, Flash-forward this!... You are fired!"

"Honey..."
"Yes sweety"
"You are always busy so, Flash-forward this! I´m gonna have a baby with the gardener.

by rperazag May 23, 2010