Flat Flex

When someone attempts to flex but it falls flat; not a single person is impressed.

Jeff was caught bragging about that one girl he kissed 4 years ago...OMG what a Flat Flex!

by ShortStackB January 25, 2020

Meme flexed

someone who is a meme flexer, and knows it on the inside, but hates being known as one.
They get mad when someone calls them a meme flexer after flexing plenty of chungified moments

Reid - “Your beans are so boiled right now my fellow chungus”
Mitchell - “you’re just so meme flexed that you can’t stop saying memes reid ”
Reid “shut up you idiot fricker redditor pogger, i’m very mad you have noticed how much i flex my memes on the daily”

by ReidIsAMemilizer June 27, 2021

ronnie flex

a dutch rapper famous for his single energie

woah ronnie flex sucks bro

by nee yaveee April 4, 2018

Flex Seal

A hearty meal for Puro

Puro- gib flex seal

by Ikethefluff September 13, 2021

sweat flex

Fully dedicating your time and effort into unlocking an acheivement in a game to the point where you haven't showered in days and then sharing for everyone to see in a sort of bragging kind of way

You seen the new gun that just came out in COD? It literally just came out yesterday and my friend unlocked everything for it already. It was all over his social media. Major sweat flex.

by AwesomeAlex808 January 26, 2020

Sex-flex

A personality trait formed of boasting about sex/sexual activities usually done by a person who has recently begun having sex after a long dry spell. The change in subject to sex in the group is also likely to have been brought up by the same person, making tenuous links to otherwise non-sexual discourse.
(Flexing about sex)

Person 1: Jake wouldn’t stop going on about how many times he has sex last week
Person 2: yeah he’s got sex-flex at the moment

by Plsplsplsno July 13, 2020

Calvin Flex

A "Calvin Flex" is a braggadocious remark used when an individual has a lack of redeemable characteristics and has to rely on bragging about possessions and/or small achievements as a means to validate self-worth when receiving praise or the interest of others. Those who use such statements will often times be ignored or made fun of. This is due to the unwanted and awkward implementation of a"flex" used during a conversation. A "Calvin Flex" is often used when having a conversation with a woman who has a physical appearance rating between 2/10 - 10/10 (beggars can't be choosers).

Girl: Hey, let's go out to eat!
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.

by r/nicecalvins December 23, 2020