flakey

A person who uses inaccurate excuses to mask thier non appearance to events, person who says one thing but does another....commonly known as a lie but does it so often thier personality is considered flakey.

Someone is flakey if for instance they are leaving town on a certain date to gain attention then keeps posting different dates on thier online profiles and telling you different information all the time. Someone who says they want to do one thing then randomly changes thier mind for no apparent reason.

by super-un-Uh-Mazing Babii February 17, 2010

Flake

Someone who pretends to be your friend but in actuality keeps you around as a last resort and makes plans with YOU but THEY end up not showing or even calling to say their not coming. Usually their always late and have an excuse for everything, most likely this person is a pathological liar as well.

First scenario:

Friend #1 "What time is dego getting here?!"
Friend #2 "Psh he ain't coming, dudes a flake!"

Second scenario:

Flakey individual: "Hey we never hang out, lets do something Sunday!"
Bitter friend: "Ok sure dego" (rolls eyes)

by Erizzle82 June 1, 2010

flacker

Someone who makes excuses not to go to previously planned engagements; someone who blows people off to do other things or because they don't "feel" like it; an unreliable person. Comes from the word flake pronounced wrong one day.

Damn michelle blew me off today, what a flacker.

by aimzzzzzzzzz September 22, 2007

poo flakes

when you do a shit and flush, but there is still some little flakey poo particles left. usually happens when your poo isnt well held together.

"when i flushed there were poo flakes and they slowly wafted to the bottom of the bowl like a snow globe!"

by masterofpooflake September 2, 2009

Flicka-Flacka

The rapid back-and-forth motion of the aggressors hand toward the victim. Used as a tactic to disable the shoulder, knee, or buttocks.

His masters kung-fu was good. However, it was no match for my Flicka-Flacka.

by vectortec October 21, 2003

bitch flakes

the preferred breakfast dish of a person who is naturally bitchy

woman: richard!! clean your damn room if i ever have blah blah ....etc.
son: what the hell mom did u eat an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!?!?!

by Robbie Teodorovic May 4, 2008

nigger flake

A burnt and unwanted piece of cereal.

Tyrone: I just bought my new cereal. I hope there aren't any nigger flakes in here.

by Ty'Quan Jackson January 30, 2008