One who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don't need to lose any weight at all. Flabers commit the sin of 'flabbing', i.e. talking about how fat they are when they're practically anorexic. Flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. These people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape. SO JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
I imagine young Hollywood starlets to be such flabers with their private trainers and all.
Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.
Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.
by Daisy St. Patience January 8, 2009
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Word used to describe someone who is a worthless pile of crap. Usually used for someone who thinks they are superior to you, but in reality, they aren't. Also used to describe someone hailing from Wisconsin.
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Get the flagellaunts mug.1. Pretending to be one way on Facebook, but actually being another. 2. A fraudulent character flaw that is not real. A friend on Facebook that won't talk to you in the real world
Angeline asked me to be her friend on facebook, but she really doesnt know how to be friend I real life; shes such a FLACEBO
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