cock flaps

A womens beef curtains / labea / fanny flaps.

"I saw her naked the other day and her cock flaps were dangling like a large lettuce."

by unclechicken May 2, 2010

lab flaps

used in discribing large labia lips,large pouty lips that usually resemble a butterfly when spread

said aloud while eating pussy"shit those are the biggest lab flaps ive ever eaten

by choda4u2 March 12, 2011

Dappy Flaps

When a loose girl's labia majora dangles considerably lower than the rest of her vagina, much like the headwear Dappy from N Dubz wears.

"Man, that Lucy is PENG!"
"Yeah, but she gets around a bit. I hear gyal's got Dappy Flaps."

by Darkwun October 24, 2011

Brandy Flaps

When a girl is too drunk to have sex- the equivalent of whiskey dick/brewer's droop for men

Eyup pal, I managed to get Brenda back to my place after the club on Saturday but she was so bladdered she had brandy flaps from the off. I had to settle for a sloppy blowie instead.

by Jubbzarella June 2, 2015

Cougar Flaps

Vaginal lips of and older woman's female member. Not to be confused with Krueger Flaps on an aircraft.

Vanessa's cougar flaps were worn weathered and quite dry.

by Demfcane August 18, 2015

hammy flaps

a flap which is unawfully hammy

"oi hammy flaps, your flaps are ham, fancy making me a sandwich!"

by YOGURLINSHORTS March 24, 2017

trout flaps

A woman’s meat flaps.

I don’t mind the smell, I just love smashing it in between her trout flaps.

by Lord Gannet V March 6, 2020