Felchin

The action of licking taint formally known as tossing salad

My mom caught me felchin my stuffed animals last night

by Kota13f September 2, 2018

felch

Sucking, licking or eating your own jizz out of your partner anus after an intercourse.

I felched my girlfriend's brother last night and he loved it.

by Kyan January 7, 2004

filth

F.I.L.T.H. = Failed In London Try Hong Kong

That piece of filth you hired couldn't get a job cleaning toilets in London!

by [e-mail] July 21, 2006

felch-bait

One who desires to be felched. (eg. Yes! Yes! Cum in my ass!....Now suck it out, bitch!)

Bryant Gumble. What a flech bait.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

felch

v.t., (from the Welsh: honor; dignity)to suck your own semen out of another man's rectum (preferably with a straw).

Having corn-holed Tom Jones with abandon, I fetched a flexi-straw and felched Tommy Boy 'till he was dry.

by Ronald Hall January 10, 2003

felching straw

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.

I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?

by dmp April 1, 2003

filthies

A group of girls that one would generally agree are filthy or dirty in a sexual sense. May not be a negative even though the word implies a negative connotation. Could be a sarcastic way to say that a girl is hot and (you hope) dirty.

yo, did you see those filthies in the BMW?

by JimmyMalaga July 7, 2006