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ferret

The hair on your butthole when there is not quite hair all around your checks... this is called the ferrett, becuase it looks similar to a ferrett.
Friend A: I have no hair on my butt checks but i do have hair on my butthole.
Friend B: Oh man you have the ferret, sweet!!!
by Ferrett masta July 29, 2008
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Ferret

A sexual act involving a woman pulling on a man's penis.
Nicky did a ferret with Bill.
by DaMAN September 26, 2006
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Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
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chutney ferret

by james watts March 4, 2003
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ferret

Reffering to a man's penis, by a man, mostly when seeing an attractive woman and suggesting she needs to perform sexual intercourse, preferably with the man in question.
Dude1:Awww, dude, check her out, She needs a ferret!
Dude2:Fuck yeah, she needs a ferret big time!
by Stevo_OZ June 11, 2006
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ferret

Reffering to a man's penis, by a man, mostly when seeing an attractive woman and suggesting she needs to perform sexual intercourse, preferably with the man in question.
Dude1:Awww, dude, check her out, She needs a ferret!
Dude2:Fuck yeah, she needs a ferret big time!
by Stevo_OZ June 11, 2006
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Reverse Ferret

For someone to ferret about you. Like messing about doing random jobs is ferreting, so for someone to do them for you is reverse ferreting
Boris has been reverse ferreting, doing so many things that don't make sense for me around the house.
by Relivo February 14, 2021
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