ears with feet 

A word used for people who go to the shows of Tori Amos, also somewhat synonymous with the word ToriPhile. Tori created this word herself when she was on tour in 1996. She doesnt like the word fans to describe the people who devote time and energy to attend her shows, so she calls them ears with feet instead.

"I hate the word fans, I'd like to call you ears with feet, and never use the word fan again because your ears with feet."

~Tori Amos, 9/16/96 - Akron, Ohio

ears with feet by michellie September 21, 2005

Toms Feet 

The overwhelming odor that comes from a day of wearing your Toms. Toms Feet has become prominent recently to a large following of Toms wearers insisting on not wearing socks with their Toms.

Francis "Dude, what's wrong?"

Joe "My lady dumped me because she couldn't handle my Toms Feet."

Francis "So you're saying I've got a shot?"

Toms Feet by bsjerven July 6, 2010

five feet 

the distance required to be from one's bro to be considered straight

Two broooos, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay

five feet by bigHams69 January 4, 2021

Chocolate Feet 

A tingley, melting sensation of the feet, achieved when high. The outside of the foot feels melted while the inside feels solid.

"Oh man, I've got chocolate feet."

Chocolate Feet by Matthew Gray July 8, 2006

tater feet 

Used to describe a person with a horrendous body, usually a woman that resembles a potato spud with feet and has a back like a hardworking man!

Her shape is terrible she looks like a "tater feet", she should wear a mu mu at all times!

tater feet by BunnyAC December 26, 2010

washing your feet with socks on 

This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.

Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.

washing your feet with socks on by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

Kroger Feet 

When white trash parents and kids walk around Kroger with no shoes on, and bottoms of their feet get black as coal.

Look at Kalie over there with no shoes on. Ooh you know she's got Kroger Feet.

Kroger Feet by jsc4213 March 25, 2009