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flamingo situation

n. Two or more persons or groups engaged in attempting to appear worse than, or create circumstances worse than the other parties. A race to the bottom.

From the John Waters film, Pink Flamingos.
Democrats and Republicans-is there a more classic flamingo situation?
by anagramman June 2, 2009
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Flaming Tiki

A Q-tip is placed inside the opening of a male penis. The end of the Q-tip that is not inside the penis is then lit on fire.
"Dang, that girl was kinky last night. She made me do a flaming tiki!"
by TRob93 January 19, 2010
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Flaming Leotard

When a guy secretly puts hot sauce on his condom and then fucks his partner in the ass.
George gave Melissa the "flaming leotard" and she had to wipe her ass with wet naps for a month.
by Professor Nubjob June 21, 2010
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Flaming Jasper

an unpopular gay person.;

a person who has complete authority, but no one listens to them
you are the only gay person that girls never want to hang around with haha. ;

man I really hate Nichole, she's such a "Flaming Jasper" about this fucking project.
by DuckLuck and Daffy July 6, 2010
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Flaming Indian

When a man decides to surprise a girl with random anal sex. This is usually preformed at parties when a man sneaks up behind a girl, and gets her in the butt. The girl is most likely surprised and will yell something like ,"SHIT MY BUTTHOLE!" Or maybe, "HOLY WHALE-SHIT!" The man should then go on to howl like a ravaged indian, making strange calls with his mouth.
Anthony: Holy santa claus shit. I just gave madison a Flaming Indian.

John: Fuck, no way?!?!

Anthony: yeah, at first she was surprised, but then I think she liked it!
John: niiiiiice.
Jacob: i want a Flaming Indian....
by Johnnny3696 May 19, 2010
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Falingo

A person, usually from Denmark, who has an extreme sexual lust for flamingos and cheap lawn toys.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy over there in the kid's petting zoo? he was totally checking out that flamingo

Guy 2: Yeah, he's definitely a falingo
by n0t-a-m00se July 10, 2012
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flaming cheese

Having sex too hard that her pussy ignites into a sizzling mess. After she spews you yell "OPA!"
Went so hard that i gave that bitch flaming cheese. So satisfying when I yelled OPA
by Cmamba December 19, 2013
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