A crappy mallcore excuse for metal. False metal is commonly listened to wannabee teens who think it's so BR000TAL. It is commonly misclassified as "extreme metal" when it is just poser music, not even real metal. Examples are Suicide Silence and Cradle of Filth.
scene kid: z0mg ss aND c0f r soo br00tal extreem medal!!
Real metal head: No, that's called false metal or poser music. Go back to hot topic.
Real metal head: No, that's called false metal or poser music. Go back to hot topic.
by abc23355sab December 19, 2009
Get the False Metal mug.After flatulating with unusual warmth, this feeling of warmth impresses on the perpretator a sense of anguish, dismay, and shock, because the perpretator had thought he/she (most likely he) had produced a solid instead of a gas.
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An amazingly beautiful,nice and caring,always ending up being like her when she growns up she will become even more hot.
And a bit............short tempered
PS: never piss her off if you do run,run as if you are being chased by the freaked devil if you she gets her hands on you dude I told you
And a bit............short tempered
PS: never piss her off if you do run,run as if you are being chased by the freaked devil if you she gets her hands on you dude I told you
by Black butler1973 August 25, 2016
Get the falastin mug.Someone stood the man-train up on one end, and suddenly it became a fagstack.
alternate: Outta my way, fagstack!
alternate: Outta my way, fagstack!
by Lumpy McFugly July 23, 2003
Get the fagstack mug.one person's true feeling that others portray as a feeling the person is not having, or should not be having.
Originally used in the Kerista Commune as a way to argue people out of their politically incorrect feelings. The modern (sarcastic) definition applies to a situation where people are trying to convince a person that the person is not/should not be feeling the way they do.
Originally used in the Kerista Commune as a way to argue people out of their politically incorrect feelings. The modern (sarcastic) definition applies to a situation where people are trying to convince a person that the person is not/should not be feeling the way they do.
Keristan usage:
New Person: 'I feel like you are just trying to get me to say the right things to join your cult.'
Cult Member: 'That is a false feeling you are having. We are only trying to get you to see past your neurosis, and you are getting defensive.'
Modern usage:
'I told Jim & Chris that their drinking was interfering with my schoolwork. They tried to tell me I was having a false feeling.'
New Person: 'I feel like you are just trying to get me to say the right things to join your cult.'
Cult Member: 'That is a false feeling you are having. We are only trying to get you to see past your neurosis, and you are getting defensive.'
Modern usage:
'I told Jim & Chris that their drinking was interfering with my schoolwork. They tried to tell me I was having a false feeling.'
by tom winegar March 14, 2008
Get the false feeling mug.One who claims to have taken an immaculate shit without verifying the authenticity with one flawless wipe.
Ron told Jordan that he had an immaculate shit earlier that day. Jordan asked if he had double-checked his accomplishment with a courtesy wipe to which Ron replied, "No. I guess you think I'm a false prophet now?"
by DRod3 October 20, 2008
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