Faceman

An idiot troll who can't get out of the past. One who is stuck on dwelling over things that don't make sense. Has incredibly low IQ.

"Go away, Faceman...."

by afdsfsdfasf September 19, 2003

fakemex

carmex.

Dude, I love Carmex its so cheap and blah blah blah....
yea ok do you ever stop using the fakemex its bad for you?
Hell no, man its really working I can feel it.

(10 yrs later)
Dude your lips are hella sick, stop kissin the toilet scruber
Naw man. That Carmex is totally working I can feel it. :)

by female:mbrown December 22, 2008

facemarketing

The act of advertising or marketing a merchandise on facebook.

H:80gb zune slitely usd wit fuly loaded songs for jst $45. If interested,contact 512-***-1294.
B: Yo wassup wid dis facemarketing? We not here to do biz,just chillin out n socializing.Thats about it.

by Faizys April 7, 2009

Facemance

Using Facebook to flirt with old boyfriends or girlfriends or people you wish you would have dated.

Evan and I dated almost 20 years ago, so it's really nice to Facemance with him again!

by juicypirate June 20, 2009

Facemo

Facemo. The art of habitually spewing gloom and doom about one’s life via status update. Like emo, this is reserved for people who seemingly have never posted something nice, funny, or ironic.

“Look, I too am borderline ready for a mental institution, but you don’t see me getting all facemo.” “Really, would it kill you to post something like the video of two monkey’s bonking on the hood of a car?”

by Chubosco October 20, 2009

Falentine

Fel-in-tine

Like Valentine, however a 'friend valentine' in a non-romantic way.

Alice: Happy Valentine's day Abby, will you be my falentine?
Abby: I'd love to!

by Jay2323 February 13, 2010

Falamanala

Word used in bleak situations, normally when one has made a serious faux-pas or is rethinking an embarrassing situation. Not as overt as a swear word but just as potent when muttered under your breath while walking at a quick pace, or blurted out (torrets style) when you are re-living an awkward situation in your head. Also good to shout when you painfully stub a toe or bang a funny bone against something hard.

Thinking about when you farted really loudly while laughing at that hottie's joke.... "Falamanala!!!!'

or painfully smashing you pinkie toe hard against the chair leg... 'Falamanalaaa!!"

by Goosiebear February 18, 2010