Floor Slu

A "slu" or "slut" of a floor in a dormitory or apartment.

"Coined from L.W."

"That asian girl had an orgy with four guys, she the floor slu."

by L.W. and J.S. October 6, 2011

Floor Sleeper

Someone who mooches off of a friend by constantly spending the night and eating his food, smoking his weed, and leeching his internet. Since there is no place to sleep, the moocher sleeps on the floor, hence the name "Floor Sleeper"

Nick "Hey Mark can i spend the night?"
Mark "Sure Nick"
Ben and Andrew together " FLOOR SLEEPER!"

by Major Mandrew July 23, 2012

floogazey

Used for saying something or someone is fake

Hate how she wanna say something behind my back but but be in my face like we're friends. She floogazey!

Sam: Those Jordans you're wearing are floogazey.
Darby: How??
Sam: The jump man is holding a football!

by Anonymous Boo November 17, 2013

floordrawer

When you can't control yourself and you have to leave your stained underwear behind, usually in a public restroom. Stain can result from blood, poop, urine, and cum.

Man, that chic was so wasted she shit her pants at a concert and had to floordrawer her way out.

by rastas July 31, 2014

floor oyster

Dropping a load on the shower floor

I slipped on someones floor oyster in the shower

by Camdakiwi January 15, 2017

flooferton

A fluffy (or floofy) doggo or other floofy animal.

Did you see that Samoyed? What a flooferton!

by Paul de la Paul June 8, 2017

Floobledoog

N:

U.K. (Origin; out of my ass)

1. A word used to describe a madman whose method is completely unorthodox but works to great effect.

Mad scientist: "My dear boy, I intend to do the unthinkable...I plan on using electricity to boil water! I will call this contraption...THE KETTLE!"

Laymen: " This, my good man, is an outrage! An outrage I say! You must be some kind of floobledoog!"

by Jo the Jo December 28, 2017