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final club

a vestige of the old Harvard, that is, the Harvard of elitist, rich, white men: clubs for which one must be "punched" (as opposed to a fraternity in which potential members choose to rush) and then must go through the "punch process"; those fortunate enough to make it to the last round of the process get the privilege of paying 10K a year to be considered douchebags by the rest of the campus, prey on freshmen/bu girls at parties with 5:1 girl-to-guy ratios, and be jerks to freshmen guys
Friend of Harvard Student: Hey, I just saw the Social Network. I don't get it. What are these final clubs?

Harvard Student: Picture it like this: take the worst stereotypes of frats, the worst stereotypes of Harvard, and mix them together.
by harvard13 October 17, 2010
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Finals

Time of year when you seriously consider moving into the wilderness
Happens twice per year
Finals week again, have you seen my map of the Adirondacks?
by pancakesandshit December 13, 2014
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Fetal Pigging

The act of using a person, animal, or object as a makeshift fleshlight to stroke your shit, such as a fetal pig.
“That grapefruit over there would be perfect for Fetal Pigging
by squeezemylemons8 August 7, 2022
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The Final Riot!

The Final Riot! is the second official live album by Paramore and was released on November 25, 2008 with a bonus DVD containing the full live concert plus behind-the-scenes footage.

The DVD was filmed on August 12, 2008, at the Chicago stop of The Final Riot! tour. It contains a documentary entitled "40 Days of Riot!", showing the band on tour. It is available in a standard and limited deluxe edition, which includes a 36-color-page booklet of the tour, along with another documentary, 40 MORE Days of Riot!

Track Listing
1. "Born for This" – 5:46
2. "That's What You Get" – 3:34
3. "Here We Go Again" – 4:10
4. "Fences" – 3:31
5. "Crushcrushcrush" – 3:15
6. "Let the Flames Begin" – 5:38
7. "When It Rains" – 4:04
8. "My Heart" – 5:31
9. "Decoy" – 3:14
10. "Pressure" – 3:02
11. "For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic" – 4:27
12. "We Are Broken" – 5:25
13. "Emergency" – 5:22
14. "Hallelujah" – 4:57 (contains excerpt from Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah")
15. "Misery Business" – 4:40
Person 1: OMGAAAAAA DID U GET THE FINAL RIOT!?
Person 2: DUHHH!!! HOW COULD I LIVE WITHOUT IT! xD
by RIOT!!! January 28, 2009
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The Final Countdown Effect

-noun

The effect that listening to the Europe song "The Final Countdown" has on mundane, boring everyday activities, by making them instantly more exciting and entertaining.
I'm not that good at magic, but The Final Countdown Effect makes me seem more credible as a magician.
by Marry_Me November 19, 2010
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Final Fight Online

A web site dedicated to the Final Fight series of video games by Capcom.
We need more Final Fight info, let's check out Final Fight Online.
by Galvatron December 22, 2004
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fatal first piss

The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.
I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
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