faeces

1: It's like feces, but British.
2: Quite simply put, a turd or log. Or for you more uncouth chaps - shit.

Brit 1: "I say lad, what's that steaming pile of brown stuff?"
Brit 2: "Why that's faeces kind sir. Pass my crumpet and tea."
Brit 3: "Good show!"

by Meat Slapper November 6, 2007

fece socket

A long tube sock filled with feces. It is commonly used to beat old men because it leave no bruises or marks only mental scaring and shame.

Elderly Man: "get off my lawn"

Young boy: "Shut up old man before I beat you with a fece socket!"

by gbiscuit April 13, 2011

faces of death

A largely fake video compilation from the 70's and 80's that supposedly shows peoples deaths and other weird shit caught on camera. In fact, the guy who made the movie admitted the only real things were the animal slaughterhouse scenes and the woman jumping off the building, and that he himself played several of the supposed victims.

Dumb ass college kids think faces of death is the most hardcore thing ever.

by jerem January 6, 2004

Fecesbook

Nickname for the social networking website Facebook, and the namesake company that operates it.
The nickname reveals the low opinion of a sizeable portion of the public with regard to Facebook.
Criticism ranges from privacy concerns, to crap applications indigestion, to health issues resulting from the act of 'poking' other people.

Oh, don't tell me you're on Fecesbook too!!

by vruz September 2, 2009

facespace

noun; verb; the combination of the two most popular networking sites frequently visited by today's most self-absorbed-nothing-better-to-do teenagers and adults attempting to hold on to their youth.

I'm so bored, wanna go on facespace?
Leave me alone I'm facespacing.
etc.

by kim rusch June 20, 2006

FaceSex

Similar to having phone sex, FaceSex is the act of having telecommunicational sex via FaceTime, most commonly done using a portable device such as an iPod or an iPhone.

"Me and Natasha had some crazy FaceSex last night, thank god my phone is stain resistant!"

by KarSal March 27, 2012

Facestalk

To stalk someone using facebook

Doc was facestalkin that bitch for like 3 months

by Pete06 April 7, 2008