fattitude

Someone who has a bad attitude mostly because they are overweight.

Hilda has a nasty fattitude befacause her ass is way too big.

by booboo 1971 August 2, 2009

Fatty McButter Pants Bonbon Style

1.An extremely obese person.

Did you see that Fatty Mcbutter Pants Bonbon Style in Sacramento?

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

Fatty Wins

A game played by fishermen where the players try to harpoon the fattest whale in the bar.

"Hay guyz, lutz play fatty wins!"
20MINUTESLATER
"Oh snapz! Look at that whale! Mike harpooned that shizzhizzle"
THENEXTDAY
"Can I eat a steak off your back?... I'll share?"

by whatkindoffgtgetsshotinface? July 2, 2007

fattter than a pumpkin

one who is fatzer than a pumpkin (does include extrememly small pumpkins)or someone who is a fagtardey-cankle-ridden-obese-mofo.

Tom, am I fatter than a Pumpkin?

God, yes.

by Carri-and-Maddy October 22, 2004

Fattering

When something should look flattering on you, but just makes you look fat. Fattering.

Used in a sentence - 'I'm not so sure about those pants... they're kind of fattering.'

Or when you're trying to give a compliment, but don't think it's deserved- 'Wow! Those pants are extremely fattering!'

by jd9d April 6, 2010

lazy fatty

Obese people that could walk but choose to drive those electric scooter cart things that are meant for actual handicapped people while shopping, though if they are fat and prove their lazyness through other means they could also be labeled a lazy fatty.

Someone that fits the definition of lazy fatty might shop at a Super Wal-Mart while riding in a scooter thing, eating McDonalds food purchased on the premesis, and asking an associate to take items off the shelf instead of making the effort to reach over to get the items themselves, all at the same time.

Did you see that guy? He was such a lazy fatty.

by Gorf959 July 3, 2006

morning fatty

1. A Ska band from South Florida, also referred to as "MF"
2. A person who is fat only in the mornings
3. A big joint meant to be smoked in the morning
4. An erection experienced after waking up; morning wood

1. Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to the MF show tonight?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, Morning Fatty is the shit!
2. I thought she was hot, but when I woke up she turned out to be a morning fatty
3. There's nothing like a nice big morning fatty to start my day
4. When I got up I had to hide my morning fatty

by Bonj January 31, 2008