evil cat

A cat that scratches a person when is booped on the nose.

The evil cat attacked me.

by mollywizo June 17, 2019

Evil nap

An owerpowering tendency to take short but unscheduled naps instead of working on chores or projects.

Polly needed to work on her project, but an evil nap got her.

by LeGreat January 22, 2011

Evil Queen

A woman who has power over you. She can order you around, and her lover will follow her directions with out question, almost like your her bitch.

Evil Queen: "get over here and kiss my ass unil I get tired.
Her Bitch " Yes my Queen:

Or
Evil Queen: "I want you to Kiss my feet and don't mess up my nail polish"
Her Bitch: "Yes My Queen"

by fire builder September 24, 2011

Evil Empire

Reference to the New York Yankeees made by Boston Red Sox President Larry Lucchino. Called such because of their propensity to purchase baseball championships year after year.

The Yankees are the evil empire of baseball with the highest payroll in baseball of almost $190 million.

However, the Red Sox, who refer to the Yankees as such, have a payroll of almost $130 million, second highest in baseball. Would that make them the almost-evil empire? Or, how about the jealous empire?

by ACG2x October 16, 2004

President Evil

President whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of the country.
Typical of oil rich third world countries.

X: "Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly?"
Y: "Well... they always manage to elect President Evil."

by rperazag June 20, 2010

evil jared

The bonging of an entire bottle of Jaegermeister, as made popular by Evil Jared Hasselhoff of The Bloodhound Gang.

Jesus Christ...I did an Evil Jared the other day and puked my ass off...

by Kennybear February 24, 2008

evil pussy

Really bomb pussy that will hook you like a drug, but is attached to a evil and/or insane female.

I wanna leave her, but she got that evil pussy man. I’m hooked

by Evil Pussy May 5, 2018