Evan

smelly dumb unintelligent

Evan talks too much evan is smelly

by Juppyyy do be cool October 23, 2020

evan

A man who you Want to have. Kind, loving, beautiful,and hansome. A person you want to start a family with. Some one you want to be friends with. The one you want to love for the rest of your life.

Evan: a man you want to love and care for.

by The_One_And_ Only_Panda_Lover October 8, 2017

Evan

A Fuck Boi

That guy is such an Evan

by urmomdatboi May 25, 2017

Evan

A guy who thinks he's cool but really isn't and always flips his hair is friends with hockey douchebags and wears glasses

Did you see Evan working at the shoe store today?

by Kaitlyn me February 28, 2018

Evan

Someone who thoroughly loves almond joys

Ewww is he eating an almond joy?
-must be Evan

by Plinkdorito December 12, 2020

Evaning

Admitting defeat to your opponent or opponent’s fans before the contest is even remotely close to being over in hopes that it’ll reverse jinx your team into winning

Guy 1: “Congrats on the win man!”
Guy 2: “Quit evaning me right now, it’s not even halftime yet and you’re only down by a touchdown”

by MuruTheGuru December 23, 2018

Evan

A big piece of shit

Wow, I saw an Evan yesterday. He looked like the dump I took this morning.

by Onetruecuck May 9, 2018