english oven

So after you eat fish and chips for three days straight you shit the bed (similar to the Dutch oven except with shit). Trap your partner near the shit and smash her head down with your asshole (similar to a boston pancake but with a face)

For my wife's annevarsary while sucking my wanker I gave her the gift of an English oven.

by Dildo faggins January 18, 2014

english assload

Equal to a standard assload - compare with "metric assload".

"Man, I've got an assload of work to do."
"Metric or english?"
"English. It's just two classes."

by ZorbaTHut November 3, 2003

English Major

The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population.

1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors.

2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major

by ohioman234 December 8, 2009

English Breakfast

To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face

Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore

by Dan Rich February 19, 2006

English Chug Off

Not to be confused with the American Chug Off (the harmless practice of chugging beers with friends), the English Chug Off is much different. In America, it is known as "Circle Jerking." The (male) participants in the English Chug Off gather round in a circle and begin to masturbate until each one ejaculates. While this practice is found by most people to be distasteful, others claim that nothing is more beautiful when all participants climax at once.

Corey: Hey I'm a little bored, want to do a chug off?
Jeremy: If you mean an English chug off, then YES!
Corey: I'll call my boy Jimmy and we can get started!

by JamesKeaton August 24, 2011

English Owned

The name for when you beat someone in grammar, vocabulary or pronunciation.

Jim: If only that was possible.

Doctor: Actually it's "only if that WERE possible." Conditional Clause.

Fred: Wow Dr, you just english owned him!

by Gordon-Man December 28, 2010

English Tug

when you grab your penis, and a partner begins to move your arm in a stoking motion which creates masterbation, very similar to a dutch rudder.

A girl didn't want to touch my penis so i suggested an english tug.

by thee english tugger June 20, 2011