Emmerson

A severe and chronic behavior in which the person(s) habitually or compulsively lies. An Emmerson can develop these characteristics in their adolescences and will continue to display them deep into their 20's.

Person 1: "Man, that guy keeps talking shit about me for no reason."
Person 2: "Yeah, I think he's an Emmerson."

by cjhunt2001 October 18, 2022

emmersion

Where your emmersing ur balls into a pot of boiling liquid then proceding to rape the family dog while your little brother watches

That emmersion was so crazy the dog didnt live to tell the tale

by Little dick energy47 November 7, 2022

Emmett

An energetic boy who claims he's not gay with all of his power but then i write a gay fanfic abt him then him and the friend that was in the fanfic turn gay irl and all that claiming was useless.

Literall meaning: my gay forest-gremlin of a friend irl.

Me: hey Emmett, I heard Skyler slapped ur ass.
Emmett: yeh now im traumatized
Me: we all know you like it, stop pretending.

by The penis puncher November 8, 2022

emmet cullen

An Emmet is a chad vampire. He is a geezer but American. and does NOT go to the pub and is nicer than the traditional British lad. He is quite big and usually in a silly goofy mood, bordering on dad humour.

person: is that an emmet cullen?
me: yes!! he looks like a geezer but much nicer :)

by soiboi2day February 28, 2023

Emmett

Emmmett is a smart alec who think he know eyerything and always sayin diff. ablibs but also nice kinda and also a fortnite kid

"Look at the smart ass over there he such a emmett"

"omg can that snapping turtle shut up he's such a emmett"

by mvp.x.williams March 6, 2023

Emmet as a drink

The character Emmet Cullen from the infamous vampire movie series, Twilight, reincarnated into a beverage. Often used as a negative expression towards a foul tasting concoction.

"Ew, this smoothie tastes like Emmet as a drink!"

by Pissmunkforeskin June 10, 2023

Emmett

A real ass nigga. Emmett’s are cool asl, they got big 🍆 and are fine asl. They are also respectful and kind men. The best boy friends u could ever have. Jus really good people.

I wish I was an Emmett there so cool.

by Nah_1234 June 19, 2023