crazy Ye Who Reads Your Email!!!

Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. This comes from a huge joke on a website for teens and refers to the movie Napoleon Dynomite

Crazy Ye who reads your e-mail is "Crazy Carl" or Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. A.K.A. Studmuffin!

by Matasma March 18, 2005

i read your email

a statement of fact that can be truthfully spoken by any systems operator with root access.

BOFH: "I go back to the mail now, as something's bound to have happened. I do a grep on all mail files for the words "pregnant" and "family way", and post them anonymously to the local general interest newsgroup."

"I'm feeling a little out of touch with the current office politics, so I
grep the corporate email files for the words "body" and "love", then post
the juicier bits to rec.arts.erotica under "Seen on the nets"."

by popcultureicon May 13, 2005

you must use the same email per name

Desparate times require desparate measures.

Hey Aaron, black kat is the only trouble maker left, so dump the bitch already.

by This isstill Black Kat May 2, 2005

Bulgarian Email

In Bulgaria there email is to tie a women to a wagon with a message and force them to walk.Hence all the women on the highway with wagons.Hence Bulgarian Email

In my country we do not have email, we have Bulgarian email all u need is a women and wagon.

by Thebulgarianator December 13, 2007

EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient)

An algorithm that determins the efficientcy of an email sent by one person to one or more recipients with no body text but just a subject line. AN efficient email will be no higher than 1000. This calculation is as follows

EMEF = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

Email Efficiency = Subject line count + (Number of recipients * subject line count)/ the percentage of people that read the email

EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient) = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

So for your subject line of approximately 50 characters sent to 33 recipients would be (50 + (33*50)) * .75 = 1275.

by EOMGuy September 3, 2009

dick email

An email sent by someone you dont know with pictures of random dicks

Yo becky i got a dick email last night

by fishy licker September 8, 2016

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