Dysoning

The act of pooping under an aunt or grandmas couch and waiting for them to dust bust under the couch, sucking up your excrement.

Hey Dylan, Brett is Dysoning Aunt Sara

by Wandinian99 February 25, 2021

dijonaise

mustard and mayo mixed together

salmon with a dijonaise sauce

by deja vu February 10, 2021

Dijoné

A Beautiful, Charming, Affectionate woman who holds her head high. Walks proud and knows she is worthy of true friends. She is artistic and smart. Not just book smart but street smart as well. She believes in friendship, and true companionship. She is there for you when you need her to be and will back off if you ask. With faith on her side she can do anything. She is strong, physically and emotionally. A perfect lover, romantic,sweet, loving, and caring. can sweep you off your feet and put you back down just as gently as she picked you up. One word, "Perfect".

Dijoné a very romantic and amazing being, full of love and joy.

by Renae smith March 19, 2021

Dyson

Someone who waits for there to be a lot of work then does the crack head beat feet the fuck outta there.

No wonder Dyson was acting all sketchy when he went to lunch, he left a massive pile for us to clean up.

by Block Dog August 6, 2021

Dejon

Dejon is a tall, funny, and extremely goofy boy who doesn't learn his lesson until his mom is involved. He loves to cheat and flirts without realizing which could get him into loads of trouble and when I say loads, I mean loads. Even though he has these flaws, he's a good guy at hurt and his intentions are good for the most part.

Makayla : OMG Angel, he cheated on me again !
Angel : Girllll what did you expect? He is a "Dejon" you know lol.

by Maldoisking October 20, 2021

Dyson

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n1: A mediocre vacuum.

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n2: A short child with a man-bun; a kidmudgeon.

1: My Dyson is so old I am throwing it away.

2: Dyson is being so annoying I think I'm going to ball him into a sphere with a 16 inch diameter ball and punt him all the way into the exosphere!

by vacuumcleenr November 16, 2021

Dyoncee

Someone who never answers text messages or calls because she’s too lazy, but will always be available IRL.

“I texted her yesterday but she didn’t answer, that’s such a Dyoncee move”

by Didilover November 20, 2021