ducked out

Getting so completely fucked up at work that you can't function or do anything correctly at all.

Dude 1: I'm so ducked out right now.
Dude 2: Yeah I can tell you trying to pee in a pot and heat it up in the oven.

by Savage J October 26, 2007

Ducker

Someone who is hiding from you, because they are scared

TuMuchSwag is a ducker, he is scared to play me in 2k12

by This Guyyy Joe November 15, 2012

duckstyle

when snowboarding, feet are oriented at angles pointing away from each other, opening up the hips and making one look like a complete jackass

rental guy: do you want your bindings for regular or goofy?
donk: actually, could i have duckstyle?
rental guy: duckstyle?! man, you are a moron.

by bubster69 November 19, 2007

Ducken

A ducken is basically a fuckboy who makes weird shapes with his mouth. It is basically a chicken+duck hybrid

John: Have you seen Alex?
Albert: No why?
John: The way how he is talking to Susan makes him look like a ducken...

by IMJAYBITCH August 16, 2018

Get Ducked

To avoid someone who is being a fuck boi

Tammy -Im not in the mood

Joe- get ducked

by XPCp September 12, 2016

Space Docket

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it and then using it as a little (or large depending on prior food consumption) butt dildo to supplement masturbation.

Jeez, the missus is out of town this weekend. Might treat myself to a ride on the old space docket!

by Disastrous42 November 25, 2019

Ducktail

The ducktail is really cute. It's when a guy with reasonably long hair (can't be longer than past his chin) has a bit of hair that is constantly poking up from behind. No matter how much he flattens it, it just sticks up. Only the real ones are cute. Those who have been gelled into place are so fake.

*Guy walks in*
*Girl comes near and runs a hand through his hair but ducktail refuses to stick down*
Girl: You've got an adorable ducktail.
Guy: Thanks.

by Miss.Angelise May 27, 2016