BMW Douche

A simple minded individual who has let a badge get to their head. BMW Douches often believe they drive the best car in the world, and that everybody hates them because they cannot afford one. This ignorance affects their driving skills as well; cutting people off, not using a signal light, tailgating, etc. To a BMW Douche, everyone that doesn't drive a BMW is a "hater", and simply hasn't experienced the "ultimate driving machine". They often purchase the bottom of the line 3 series, then consider themselves a true BMW fanatic, better than everyone else on the road. BMW Douches are becoming more common nowadays with low lease rates and abundance of available credit.

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by lolibear February 27, 2009

Douche Nugget

noun: a person who is not quite yet a full-blown douche-bag. A douche-nugget is a person that is annoying and bothersome in his/her actions and words.

Roberto is a real Douche Nugget, he never combs his curly pube-hair head.

by Forkemon November 29, 2004

Douche Joked

When you say a really funny joke quietly, where only one person hears it. Then the douche bag that heard it says it out loud and gets all the credit.

"Man I just got Douche Joked by Todd."

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

douce-douce

Beer that comes in a twenty-two ounce bottle.

"Lets roll to the store and pick us up a douce-douce"

by vivaladeb May 13, 2007

Douche McGee

One who is such a complete and utter douche that it's actually their first and last name.

Hey Douche McGee, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up already.

by Happy Scrappy Hears a Pup October 18, 2008

douche-tard

One who possesses the dual qualities of a douche and a retard.

you are a douche-tard

by Tetherball May 7, 2009

douche-balloon

Someone who is so inflated with their doucheness that they walk around with a false sense of importance.

what a douche-balloon!!

by insultURface September 16, 2010