Rubber Dicking

When two men slap their flaccid dicks together and have them bounce back like rubber.

When Rob and Jim could not give one another an erection, a little rubber dicking was in order.

by nosferahtan May 8, 2013

DICKLING

a little dick size of a 2 year olds pinky

when i jackoff i need to use tweezers because my dickling is so small

by JO MAMA November 11, 2003

hard dicking

to shamelessly hit on a girl with little or no style.

"see that guy over there by that girl, poor guy doesn't stand a chance. He's been hard dicking all night.

by Matt Mazany December 9, 2003

Dick Sling

Is another name for a Speedo or a man thong

“Did you see Michael Phelps swim last night?”

“Ya that dick sling made him look all balls”

by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012

Dickfinger

A slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (Hopefully, for your own sake)

So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger

by Ol Dickfinger Himself June 14, 2009

dicking around

v. messing around with someone or something.

stop dicking around, asshole

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

dicking around

Sitting upon ones arse, wasting time.

A free thinking, free spirited form of entertainment.

Time spent unwisely due to the lack of enough intelligence to complete a moderately complicated task.

"I was dicking around all day.."

by tiko October 28, 2003