dicksicle

mmm...i sucked the dicksicle all night, until "Larry" jakked in my mouth. yum!

Unattractive man: "awww baby...! aww baby...! suck my fuckin dicksicle, ho"
Hot hooker: "suck your own damn dicksicle, foo!"

by hohos April 20, 2003

Mussolini Dickface

Reference to the Fascist dictator of Italy from 1922 until he was deposed in the face of advancing Allied armies in 1943. His irresponsible policies, including launching various wars of conquest years before his military and industry was ready resulted in a humiliting defeat of his countrymen. In 1945 he was shot and strung up alongside his executed wife for jeering crowds to spit upon.

Il Duce was a Mussolini Dickface.

by Belisarius March 2, 2004

dicksack

when the scrotum extends midway toward the tip of the penis.

woah holy SHIT did you see the fucking dicksack on Mister November?

by aka February 28, 2003

dicksand

1. the state a man is in when his penis is capable of only slowly penetrating a woman's orifice(s), due to either erectile dysfunction or lack of genital stimulation due to unpleasantly unattractive female partner, etc

Don was not pleased to find that attempting to mount the plump, ginger lady left him knee-deep in dicksand.

by sportsmanbball March 4, 2009

dicksaur

when girls get angry they are not actually wanted...

im not a chicksaur your a dicksaur...

by super super man October 27, 2009

dickjacker

A very attractive yet slutty girl who loves sex.

"Hey you know Kayla right?"

"Yea, why, what about her?"
"She's a major dickjacker bro."

"Oh yea? How do you know?"

"She broke my bed over the weekend, no joke. And the other day Cody told me she messed around with a lot of guys.

"That's a shame. She Was hot."

by pseudobro August 29, 2011

Dickface

An offensive yet affectionate insult mostly used in good humour.

Damiano stop being such a dickface!
Anthony stop being such a dickface!

by T Dorigo December 1, 2011