Denver Health Handshake

The fingering of a patients anus to assess for rectal muscle tone in a trauma patient. Often used excessively.

Joey, we have an incoming sprained ankle patient. Can you give him the Denver Health Handshake?

by Bright_Barty May 10, 2022

Denver Pile Driver

Tossing a Denver working girl over your shoulder, fingering her while repeatedly thrusting your shoulder and arm together.

She said she wanted her clam slammed so she got a Denver pile driver.

by BigTravelGuy January 17, 2023

new denver

A tiny little attempt at a town, known for its crazy people and its liquor store formerly a town of much prosperity but now a hole in the ground due to its most infamous resedents moving from the shore of its lake the "slowcan."
New Denver is also known for its close proximity to the kokanee glacier with its beer and sasquatches.

lets go to New Denver and ride a Sasquatch and drink some Kokanee that we bought from the liquor Store.

by squeEks August 23, 2006

shit denier

When someone says they have a hookup on some top quality shit, but then won't help you get in on that shit

That drew is such a shit denier, he needs to share the hookup on that asian titty site.

by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017

West Denver High School

High School in Denver, Colorado. Main activities include baseball, football, drawing swastikas in the bathroom stalls, Xbox 360, smoking weed, being mediocre, attending lame pep rallies, Basketball, yelling "BEANER!" at the Mexican kids, smoking weed, being deluded into thinking XXXTENTACION is a good rapper, telling cool stories to bros, acting like a jackass in class, smoking weed, eating synthetic lunch food, high school sex, being homophobic, yelling at the teachers for trying to help you, wearing clothes that make you look like what some would call a douchebag, wearing school merchandise like it's cool or something, smoking weed, repeating what's been on Sportscenter for the last week and half with your friends, standing in the hallways, spreading rumors, half-assing it, and smoking weed.

Did I mention smoking weed?

“I wanna move to West Denver”
Kids from other schools: Ew you know West Denver High School is ghetto”

by mylefnut July 30, 2018

The Denver Shuffle

A dance that, when performed, makes anyone who sees it not want to have sex with the person performing the dance.

"Yeah, Jerry went into the dance circle, trying to pick up some girls, his moves were basically the denver shuffle.

by Gasoline Drinker June 15, 2023

The John Denver

A drink for the elite class, the John Denver is not for the light hearted or weak livered. The drink consists of a Super Troopers inspired maple syrup chug, followed immediately by a shotgunned beer.

Dude, i did three John Denvers last night. I need to go to the hospital and get checked for diabetes because of The John Denver.

by I am all that is man May 3, 2014