Default affairs

People you end meeting, on a Saturday night, after exhausting all possible, but unavailable, potential partners. Generally your relatives or shitty lays.

A: "Yo... what you doin´ Saturday night?"
B: "Surely bloody default affairs."

by rperazag July 4, 2010

moral defeat

term introduced in a Bill Simmons mailbag to describe a situation in which a vastly superior team or group completely underperforms, sinks to the level of their inferior opponent, and barely emerges victorious.

When New England needed overtime to beat the lowly Detroit Lions, Bill Belichick considered this to be a moral defeat and promptly ass-raped his offensive line.

by QQ Canoe October 10, 2009

defaggotize

to make something not gay

Hey man, my blog is being gay!
I better defaggotize it.

by Blaine November 29, 2003

Default Tea

Tea served in England with just milk added.

"Would you like some tea/coffee?"
"Default Tea please"
"No probs"

by chuzza November 3, 2009

The Gangsta Specter of Defeat

Zim had a daydream about Poop Dawg in ghost form taunting him. Poop Dawg called himself this name.

"You'll never get the mystery prize, Zim!"

by Poop Dawg September 12, 2004

defatification

Losing a shit ton of weight in a short period of time and being a supreme badass for it because you didn't lose a bet as a result.

I lost 90 pounds in 8 months and did not lose my bet to a douche bag. That is the ultimate defatification.

by The winner of the Bet December 7, 2013

Dafta

The name Dafta can be given to people who are rebellious but destined for the best. Daftas make wonderful children, fathers, and grandfathers. A man named Dafta may be bothersome at time but it comes from a good place. Daftas have lots of love in their hearts even if they don’t know how to show it at times.

Dafta Harris is good at his job.

by Byeeeeeeeeeeeee July 28, 2018