Danger Tennis

Danger Tennis

A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).

These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.

tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...

winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!

champion

"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...

"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...

"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush

by stinky fuzz May 8, 2009

Gipsy Danger

a bad ass mech who kills badass kaijus

Hey ever heard of Gipsy Danger?

by Gipsy Avenger June 7, 2021

Danger Game

Any action that is believed to eventually end with a negative consequence

"That's such a danger game leaving your bong in the middle of the floor man."

by Kyle Montooth March 10, 2007

meat dancer

An individual who enjoys putting slabs of meat in sides of dresses and practices ballroom dancing.

Boss: "If you are a meat dancer I'll have to fire you."
Wyatt: "No! It's not what it looks like!"

by Dellbrook November 2, 2011

backup dancer

Backup dancer – a man who is trying to enter the limelight even though he is simply someone’s side-man.Not considered part of the main crew or ensemble, he is a simply a backup dancer.
Whilst backup dancers tend to be attention seekers, they are best ignored

“Oi Crispy Grant, how you gonna come flex round my hood when you iz just a backup dancer?”

by WhackBoi August 17, 2016

danger poon

a girl who is under the legal age to have sex with. poon as in poonani

Terry: that girl is next level dutty
Ed: nah, she's serious danger poon

by Nat Gaskell January 23, 2009

Danger-swank

When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).

Dude!? Is Jerry having a danger-swank at the bar?

by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009