Golf Dads/Bowling Dads

Poor ignorant sods that like talking about boring shit and often say things like "Did you hear the one about the you-know-who?" or "shucks". Men who think all woman are are cute and have no other purpose besides to cook. Deds that ignore their kids and often go on "disability" so they wont have to pay child support and can go on with there wonderful and careless lives. Men who are too weak to kill themselves but everyone wishes they would.

what Bush would be if he hadn't taken the job of another dumbass for president

by nicole August 23, 2004

daust

pale, cold,guilty,angstful,weak, frail

"The person is lookin daust"

by noixz January 15, 2009

daduke

when a person is constantly being hit and does not have a chance to defend him or herself

Yo mario is being daduked with all those fireballs by bowser

by J-busy January 18, 2010

dadsplaining

Similar to mansplaining, but when you're dad does it even more

The programme was destroyed when he started dadsplaining

by Fods47 January 22, 2017

dausen

A vile troll that resides under a bridge shitposting nonstop for the simple sake of spreading chaos among the race of man. If you want to defeat this creature, speak its name three times and it will begin an eternal state of orgasm that will promptly reset the universe.

Oh no! A vile Dausen has set upon us.

by MilkFruit May 3, 2018

dauson

A person who claims as male, even tho “he” doesn’t have a penis. He wants to be like every other guy. But he acts like a douche bag to cover up his gayness. His mom and dad buy him everything and he’s never been told no.

Dauson, he’s a fag

by Awesome36 May 24, 2018

At my dads town

Fake way to try and impress friends by saying you have something or have done something in your dad's town.

Kevin-Guys i have a 5 million dollar car At my dads town.
Guys-Bullshit.

by Conman404 August 25, 2007