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abbie dusenberry
Back-stabber, fun but not very nice, watch-out she will turn on you in an instant, blames everyone else for her actions, trust me, just look out
abbie dusenberry by I know when you are sleeping May 25, 2016
dabsent
When you are too high to show up to school or work because you took dabs (highly concentrated THC wax heated and used with a glass nail or a skillet)
Ben: Wow, that was a fat dab, I think I'm too posted to go to school now.
Evan : Yeah, I think I'm going to be dabsent too.
Ben : Unexcused dabsence, fooook yeah.
Evan : I'm hungry.
Evan : Yeah, I think I'm going to be dabsent too.
Ben : Unexcused dabsence, fooook yeah.
Evan : I'm hungry.
dabsent by scoobysnax September 3, 2012
daysent
daysent by hadabileep April 25, 2006
hervis daubeny
Hervis Daubeny is a brave, intelligent and handsome warlord of Ashfield, formerly a member of Blackstone Legion.
Although of his handsomeness, he won't show himself unless it's urgent.
Although of his handsomeness, he won't show himself unless it's urgent.
Holden Cross: Daubeny! Daubeny show yourself!
Hervis Daubeny: What, fight you? That's not a trial, that's an execution.
Hervis Daubeny: What, fight you? That's not a trial, that's an execution.
hervis daubeny by Warlord Daubeny February 24, 2021
dusenberried
Words cannot define what it means to be dusenberried. Though this simple prose seems inadequate to describe such a magnificent act, it is my hope every one of you will witness it someday yourselves, if human retinas can withstand such glory.
One isn't dusenberried so much as survives it. A mating ritual beautiful in its brutality, it's characterized by both speed and effectiveness. Panties seem to drop within minutes of said Dusenberry engaging women of varying degrees (but always on the scale) of hotness. There's the nut…then the bolt…then the sick, inevitable feeling that they've been played by the master's hand.
Have you gone from feeling you've met your soulmate to feeling used and abused in a matter of hours? Have texts somehow seamlessly changed from trying to meet your parents to soliciting pictures of your naked body…and you find yourself giving in? And have you ever been lured to a party to find everyone else JUST left, and it's just the two of you and his boner? Then you, my dear, may have been lucky enough to get a taste of the Dusenberry.
One isn't dusenberried so much as survives it. A mating ritual beautiful in its brutality, it's characterized by both speed and effectiveness. Panties seem to drop within minutes of said Dusenberry engaging women of varying degrees (but always on the scale) of hotness. There's the nut…then the bolt…then the sick, inevitable feeling that they've been played by the master's hand.
Have you gone from feeling you've met your soulmate to feeling used and abused in a matter of hours? Have texts somehow seamlessly changed from trying to meet your parents to soliciting pictures of your naked body…and you find yourself giving in? And have you ever been lured to a party to find everyone else JUST left, and it's just the two of you and his boner? Then you, my dear, may have been lucky enough to get a taste of the Dusenberry.
dusenberried by synatwixt December 25, 2013
Dusenberg
Long turd poking out of the water with a fine pencil tip. You can't tell how much of the turd is already down the drain, but a fair estimate of 50% let's you claim its a Dusenberg. Less commonly called Dry-Lander, or Brontosaurus.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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