dausen 

A vile troll that resides under a bridge shitposting nonstop for the simple sake of spreading chaos among the race of man. If you want to defeat this creature, speak its name three times and it will begin an eternal state of orgasm that will promptly reset the universe.

Oh no! A vile Dausen has set upon us.

dausen by MilkFruit May 3, 2018

abbie dusenberry 

Back-stabber, fun but not very nice, watch-out she will turn on you in an instant, blames everyone else for her actions, trust me, just look out

Abbie Dusenberry cares about no one except herself.

abbie dusenberry by I know when you are sleeping May 25, 2016

dabsent 

When you are too high to show up to school or work because you took dabs (highly concentrated THC wax heated and used with a glass nail or a skillet)

Ben: Wow, that was a fat dab, I think I'm too posted to go to school now.

Evan : Yeah, I think I'm going to be dabsent too.

Ben : Unexcused dabsence, fooook yeah.

Evan : I'm hungry.

dabsent by scoobysnax September 3, 2012

daysent 

daysent - used EXTREMELY frequently in limerick.
means "decent" or "cool"

mossy-"see da honda civic over dare? dats pure daysent!!"

daysent by hadabileep April 25, 2006

hervis daubeny 

Hervis Daubeny is a brave, intelligent and handsome warlord of Ashfield, formerly a member of Blackstone Legion.
Although of his handsomeness, he won't show himself unless it's urgent.

Holden Cross: Daubeny! Daubeny show yourself!

Hervis Daubeny: What, fight you? That's not a trial, that's an execution.

hervis daubeny by Warlord Daubeny February 24, 2021

dusenberried 

Words cannot define what it means to be dusenberried. Though this simple prose seems inadequate to describe such a magnificent act, it is my hope every one of you will witness it someday yourselves, if human retinas can withstand such glory.

One isn't dusenberried so much as survives it. A mating ritual beautiful in its brutality, it's characterized by both speed and effectiveness. Panties seem to drop within minutes of said Dusenberry engaging women of varying degrees (but always on the scale) of hotness. There's the nut…then the bolt…then the sick, inevitable feeling that they've been played by the master's hand.

Have you gone from feeling you've met your soulmate to feeling used and abused in a matter of hours? Have texts somehow seamlessly changed from trying to meet your parents to soliciting pictures of your naked body…and you find yourself giving in? And have you ever been lured to a party to find everyone else JUST left, and it's just the two of you and his boner? Then you, my dear, may have been lucky enough to get a taste of the Dusenberry.

"Why is Vanessa crying over some stranger???"
-"She just got dusenberried."

dusenberried by synatwixt December 25, 2013

Dusenberg 

Long turd poking out of the water with a fine pencil tip. You can't tell how much of the turd is already down the drain, but a fair estimate of 50% let's you claim its a Dusenberg. Less commonly called Dry-Lander, or Brontosaurus.

That turd is so far down the drain, yet it is poking out of the water with a delightful pencil tip. Yep, it's a Dusenberg all right.

Dusenberg by AbeVigoda April 24, 2009